Lice and Blue bugs

Its raining. Damn, are we there yet? How far is this place. Tell me a story. Still raining, not a good thing. Lice? Thats nuts. Are you serious? Blue bugs too. I'm not ready to digest all this info. Sounds a little scary to me. Just 125 more miles. This is the exit. Twelve minutes per quarter, thats a first. So thats it? Now we go back? I'm getting hungry. I should not eat yet, still have that burger sitting in my gut like a brick. So another three hours in the rain. Great. Must be the wax from the car wash. These wipers suck. This traffic is no joke. The ride was fun. I'm always down for a road trip. Laters.